ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

(via forgetwhatpeoplesay)

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(via date)

rupindah:

rupindah:

I want a _ _ _ _ in my mouth

the answer was taco

(via iamjusttwofabfouryou)

sailortits:

hey look over there *unfollows you and runs away*

(Source: nyozeka, via releasings)